My name means WHAT?

A souvenier from China from YS. Its supposed to be the interpretation of my name or something. When I took i t out of the box, I was rather dumbfounded.




Uh... A fat man standing watch outside, while a thin man is roasted over a fire in a small hut... next to a forest of dead trees with something that looks like the eye of sauron staring....


Actually the person drawing it did explain why it was drawn like that and all, unfortunately YS was not listening because he was distracted by being late.




Well I felt slightly better when I saw the picture of the stall. At least most of the drawings of names look rather weird as well and not just mine...haha

I am not sick, I can do it!

No these are not my words, but the words of our Hero Alvin.

Having spent practically the whole day at the "One in a million" audition, he was poofed at dinnertime but being the hero that he is, he turned up for our dinner appointment. We decided to go to the tomyam shop. On the way there in CY's car, Alvin was teasing me about the time I puked twice during our redang trip ferry ride. Anyway, when we reached the shop.......

Alvin : I want seafood tomyam, with ADDED CHICKEN.
Me: Wah... can finish or not.
Alvin: Of course, I'm hungry!

5 minutes later
Alvin: I'm so dead tired. *Continues eating

10 minutes later
Alvin: I'm so dead tired. *Continues eating

15 minutes later
Alvin: I'm so dead tired. *Stares blankly at food

Me: Maybe u should drink some 100 plus
Alvin: Good idea,
Alvin : Boss, one 100 plus!

Alvin chugs down some 100 plus in 1 gulp

Alvin: Ah... thats better * Continues eating

20 minutes later
Alvin: I'm so dead tired. Why am I so tired? *Stares at food
Me: You sick ar?
Alvin: No, I'm not sick, just tired..
CY: You don't look so good, somemore order so much but can't finish half
Me: Later the aunty thinks her food something wrong

25 minutes and another "Why am I so tired" X3 from Alvin later
Alvin:.........
CY: Wah, Alvin no energy to talk adi
Me: Ya wo....
Alvin: Want...go..back.....
CY: Okok, faster eat, faster eat!
Me: I'm eating as fast as I can!

Me: Ok, done! Lets go
CY: Er Alvin, u stay here and wait lar, I'll bring the car
Alvin: Its OK, I CAN do it

We walk... and walk... then both of us turn our heads so look at Alvin

Me: Eh, wheres Alvin?
Cy: EH? Disappear adi one...

CY thought he fainted, I thought he was playing a trick on us. We finally saw him emerging from behind a car, only to dash back behind it again. Actually what really happened was he was er..busy leaving his food at the side of the road.

CY: Oh gosh...you stay here with him, I'll go get the car.
Me: Ok...

Alvin: Wait, I feel all better already! I can walk myself.
Me: Er... u sure ar..
Alvin: yaya, lets go

We made it halfway, right till the road divider, when Alvin suddenly turned pale and started down at the drain.

Me: (Oh boy, there he goes again.) Lets just wait for CY's car here.
Alvin: (Deep breaths) "Its ok, I can do it"
Alvin continues to plod on like one of resident evil's zombies

Well we finally made it back to the house, where Alvin took a rest before getting packed home in CY's car.

Well, we were not really being mean, only those of you who know Alvin will understand why we found all these so funny. I mean.. apparently the man of steel got defeated by gas!
Anyway, do see the pics at my Sister's blog

Omake:
CY (snapping pics)
Me: Take pics of his uneaten food as well lah.
Cy: Ok. (Snaps snaps)
Alvin: Stop......making fun of my agony.......

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Alvin: Its ok if you tell others that I puked, but DON'T lah say that you helped me to eat my food! My reputation gone lahhh.
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Cy: I wonder if it rained today.
Me: I wonder if Alvin's food is still at the side of the road now, later pass by can take a look
Alvin: Oh Shaddup....